What would you do?

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If your 2 yr. old daughter peed all over you right after you had checked in for your son’s much needed, long awaited dermatology appointment, would you:

  • a) Leave in haste, telephone to apologize, and ask for a new appointment
  • b) Beg for a new appointment and then leave in haste.
  • c) Put the 2 yr old in clean clothing. Return to the office carrying her in a strategic position to block the view of your wet clothing, apologizing to nurses and doctor.
  • d) Put the 2 yr old in clean clothing. Return to the office carrying her in a strategic position to block the view of your wet clothing. Pretend that nothing has happened.
  • e) Other — please elaborate.
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May 14, 2009 | Filed Under Health, Kids!, Outrageous, Parenting 

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7 Responses to “What would you do?”

  1. ashley on May 14th, 2009 3:44 pm

    I think I would go with c) or d) assuming I had clean clothes to put on the 2 yr old and how conspicuous the wet spot was. Which did you do?

  2. Pdad on May 14th, 2009 7:09 pm

    How about e: pretend there is nothing wrong with either you or your 2 year old. If anyone asks about yours/hers looks/smell comment with a smile that this is baby pee.

  3. Jim F. on May 14th, 2009 8:12 pm

    I’m with Pdad (and I especially like writing his name in this context).

  4. Jim F. on May 14th, 2009 8:16 pm

    By the way, this may have happened to you today, but it also happened to a friend long ago. In fact, it has happened to many friends, long ago and recently.

  5. Robin on May 15th, 2009 8:12 am

    Do you have clean clothes available nearby? Or are you going home for them? How far away from home is the doctor’s office?

  6. Pmom on May 15th, 2009 12:16 pm

    Assume that you have clean clothes for the 2 yr old (but not yourself) in the car. Home is 10-15 minutes from the doctor’s office.

  7. Sharon on May 16th, 2009 4:34 am

    Oh, C. Definitely. No question. Maybe throw in a quick restroom trip to try to clean myself up as much as possible with paper towels. Because A is not an option and I just don’t believe B would work. And D? Well, that is NOT what S would/could do. But you knew that, didn’t you?

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