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I was cleaning the kitchen and noticed this in my fruit bowl:
I don’t know about you, but my fruit don’t usually have messages for me.
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Do you think this means I can put little “shut me” post-its on the cabinets? Perhaps that is too imperative mood. How about: “Would you like to shut me?” Or “Wouldn’t you like to shut me?” Maybe I should make a little sign for the apples to hold with toothpick arms. Their sign could say: “Wouldn’t you rather eat a cupcake?” like the cow at Chick-fil-A.
But perhaps that is the wrong direction to go with my apples. Perhaps they need a meeker, more on board with the nutrition program slogan like “You won’t regret eating me” or “Stop and think: Cheetos have fewer micronutrients.”
What do you think?
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Does the orange say, “wouldn’t you rather have a cold one?”
Yes.
…in some places that would refer to something other than chilled citrus…