Domestic Terrorist Attack

Incident Report

Friday: A terrorist, believed to be acting alone, scored a direct hit on a high value target this morning. An experienced Homeland Security agent was present and monitoring the facilities but unable to avert the stealth attack. Preliminary investigations suggest it was likely the work of a homegrown threat rather than Islamic extremism.

Facts:
Date of incident: 10:46 a.m., 03-27-2009
Weapon: H20 filled flotation device repurposed as projectile
Current disposition of high value target: inoperational
Final status: unknown
Outlook: Grave. The high value equipment targeted is essential to homeland sanity.

High Value Target: Inoperational

High Value Target: Inoperational

Suspect currently in custody.
Languages spoken
Babblelonian: fluent
English: few words
Weight: 30 lbs
Height: 34 inches
Hair: brown
Eyes: blue

Suspect in Custody

Suspect in Custody

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March 29, 2009 | Filed Under Kids!, Parenting, Pity Party 

Comments

8 Responses to “Domestic Terrorist Attack”

  1. Sharon on March 30th, 2009 11:52 am

    I love the mug shot…

  2. liz on March 30th, 2009 1:57 pm

    Hilarious. Especially the mug shot.

  3. Rosalie on March 30th, 2009 2:55 pm

    That was too funny, if it hadn’t been tragic. What exactly did she do? It sounded like a water balloon attack but she’s too young for that. It wasn’t your present computer, was it?

  4. Amelia on March 30th, 2009 3:56 pm

    The criminal looks afraid, but sadly right now (not on bread and water) the criminal is eating a pudding doing other terrorist acts.

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  6. HardDiscDriven on April 2nd, 2009 8:01 pm

    You have me laughing, and crying for you at the same time. I hope the “high value equipment essential to homeland sanity” is able to bounce back. It *should*, if you’ve been careful.

  7. Pmom on April 2nd, 2009 8:37 pm

    Yes, it was my brand new computer. I’m actually not completely sure on what her weapon was–some sort of bath toy–I was occupied with turning the computer upside down and trying to turn it off as quickly as possible.

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